Goodbye Dignity.

So I knew that when I became a mother I'd be giving up a lot of my former rock and roll life. I had no clue how far that would go...

You know you are a mom when you can successfully take a shit with 1) the bathroom door wide open, 2) a one year old alternating between playing the drums on the trash can and squealing with delight with every tug of the toilet paper roll, 3) one dog barking and running in circles around your legs, 4) and another dog trying to sit on your lap.

The best part is when you don't even flinch when your husband comes in and starts asking you about where to find the hidden rolls of blue painters tape.

Sigh.

Comments

[Aimee]

Ha! that's great. I don't have kids so I still attempt to shut the door...but as soon as I do I hear my boyfriend holler, "Jack/Salem/Clyde (one of the cats) wants in" and then the tiny phwacks of kitty feet hitting the door.