You'd think with the advances in modern technology and all that there would be a better way to buy toilet paper...because nothing says, "I shit a lot" better than that giant SUV sized pack of ninety-six rolls of toilet paper.
I mean, seriously, I have to get an extra cart just to be able to lug my newly acquired floatation device up to the register...and then you have to guess at where the conveyor belt is because it's not like you can see around that tidy package...knocking small children off their feet and capsizing the display of high fructose covered processed peanuts on the way.
You are so right! Have you ever seen Jim Gaffigan's thoughts on it? He says, "people must wonder if you ever leave the bathroom!"
Posted by: finefornow | Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 09:40 AM
That's why some people use Amazon to order things like jumbo-packs of toilet paper on a "subscription" basis. Amazon can send you this massive 96-roll pack every six months, should you choose to set it up that way. :-)
Posted by: Fernando G. | Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 05:17 PM