So someone out there is getting me good...real good. I'm embarrassed, puzzled, surprised, curious, and downright beside myself with how damn clever this prank is.
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So someone out there is getting me good...real good. I'm embarrassed, puzzled, surprised, curious, and downright beside myself with how damn clever this prank is.
Posted at 11:23 AM in Random | Permalink | Comments (1)
We're addicted to BBC.
Posted at 08:05 PM in Monday Night Confessions | Permalink | Comments (1)
So my mother and I have, what you might like to call, a so so relationship. We've mostly gotten over that span of about six years when I did a lot of drugs that she didn't know about my rebellious teenage years. She hasn't accepted my lack of the Catholic religion...but she's dealing with it. (Or at least she's stopped openly talking about the baby spending eternity in purgatory and me burning in hell.) (I once had a nun explain purgatory to me like this....it's like having all the pancakes you could ever want, but with no syrup. The pancakes are still good...but not quite what you wanted.) (This is why I am so fucked up...my formative years were spent with a bunch of loonies comparing eternity to breakfast foods.) (Side note...Hey JD! Sister Myra told me that...remember her?) (Moving on.)
Posted at 10:13 PM in Amelia, Parenthood, Random, Wah Wah Wah! | Permalink | Comments (0)
So on my way home from work today, I find myself sandwiched between two gigantic Hummers. Seriously? People still own these things? Really? It's easy to say that you shouldn't have one now...but even two or three years ago...how could you go to a car dealership...break out your step ladder...climb into one of those things...sit on a phone book...and say, "Yep, this is the one for me...it's just about damn perfect! What's it get...2 - 21/2 miles to the gallon? Who cares! Look how high up I am! The Peterson's down the street are going to shit when they see me driving this beauty around town! What color should we get? Hmmm...do you have any that are the color of piss after a four day binger? Honey, let's get you one so that we can have a matching set!"
Posted at 09:41 PM in Monday Night Confessions | Permalink | Comments (0)
Yeah...I know. It's been a while...ok ok...a very long while since I came and paid attention to you all...and I've got lots of excuses ready and waiting for you. I know these excuses very well because I've been making them to myself every time I thought about posting again. I'm too busy, too tired, too depressed, too happy, too bored, too whatever the opposite of bored is...and on and on and on. Turns out though...none of those things are actually correct...I just didn't know that until today.
Yeah...her. Again. I know, I know.
When you've got someone tiny who likes to eat and have a place to live...you don't get to give the big fuck you around the office anymore.Posted at 09:27 PM in Parenthood | Permalink | Comments (2)
"She's either stalking me or she's on the same pee schedule...either way...I'm weirded out."
Posted at 06:19 PM in Random | Permalink | Comments (0)