Me: I think I'm starting to develop a bit of a crush on Steve.
Joel: Is it the green striped shirt? The pleated khakis? His musical range? His love of animals?
Me: I'm not sure...I think I really just want to show him my Blue's Clues.
Joel: I don't even know what that means.
Me: Me neither...
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Me: But he certainly wouldn't be able to do the Mail Time dance for at least a few weeks after.
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