...me

Hello...My name is Dana K. I'm a twenty-six twenty-seven year old wife, mama, and working girl. (Graphic designer...not a prostitute...although somedays the differences between those two professions are a little hard to see.)

I live in the great state of Florida...also known as the "Wang of America"...I also am uncomfortably close to a certain mouse with an ego problem. No, I can't get you discounted tickets. But I can tell you where all of the best places to bum cigarettes off the British are!

I'd like to think I was some brilliant comic genius...but alas, it just isn't so. I spend the majority of my time cracking myself up and making others gasp at my complete lack of tact and fashion sense.

I wear pigtails and Chuck Taylor's everyday. Send applications to "What Not to Wear" at your own discretion.

You can send me email about how much you hate love my blog to piecrustpromises at mac dot com.